Hello, and welcome to my website.
I never know what to put here that doesn't sound forced and dorky. I could put some crap like "click on a menu item to get started", but you already know that from your various interwebs excursions.
I live and work full time in Seattle at Apocalypse Tattoo, that's relevant for this section I suppose. One time at the shop I seent a guy that seent a fairy, good times.
Any whoozle, it's about time to wrap this up, mainly because I'm nearing the bottom of the page, and have nothing more to say..type. I'll cherish this time together, fin.